So, today’s post from your humble and lovable author will be lackluster. My private life has actually claimed the majority of this week, so I’m resorting to the lowest of the low when it comes to blog postings: linking large amounts of YouTube videos, just like BonersWeekly.

For those of you who know me, you’ll know that I don’t play sports. I’ve never been a fan of sports in general, since it’s become a low-risk, high-pay circle jerk of steroid-addled people. However, I’ve always been a fan of keeping oneself in shape and having general physical skills, so two big topics that come to mind are parkour and Joe Eigo.

Parkour is probably better known in the states as free-running (you know, that thing that the guy does in the beginning of Casino Royale?) David Belle is considered the unofficial father of parkour, so who better to see than him?

Also, I apologize for the bad music in these. Sometimes people shouldn’t be allowed to do their own versions of videos. Ever.

And, just to mix it up, here’s some general free running:

Then, we come to Joe Eigo. I first heard about this guy while I was in high school (6+ years ago,) and as far as I can tell, he’s still up to the same shit. A mix of capoeira, gymnastics and general craziness, this guy’s older videos are addicting as hell. It’s gotta be watched to be truly understood.

If you decide to search for either of these guys, you’ll find a ton of videos of their various achievements over the years. And with that, I bid you adeiu.